Poon Tune

The expulsion of air from the vaginal orifice causing a noticeable trumping sound.

Person 1 - "Did she just queef?"
Person 2 - "Yeah! that was a serious Poon Tune!"

by iknoooowright February 28, 2011

Poon Tune

Pop, hip-hop, and sometimes rap music that is about a person's unusually strong sex drive. Typically sung by a rich African American who utilizes autotune and excessive bass to forge talent. This music comes in 'generations,' which last about a month and result in 5-6 poon tunes being played constantly on the radio, then are totally forgotten. Also known as "koon tunes."

Song in question is a poon tune if it contains or is about the following words: girl, tonight, shorty (shawwwty), fine, body, bed, <insert sexual body part here>, club, dance, baby, love

by Indomitable798 October 28, 2010

Poon-Tune

A song of a gay or sissy nature. Music that is unpleasent to the listener.

The Backstreet Boys sing alot of Poon-Tunes.

by ben_nm January 22, 2009

tune the poon

When a girl or guy rubs their own or the girl's clit.

"Dude, I might not get laid, but I'll tune the poon 'til she's at high C."

by sonofagazelle November 12, 2009

"tune-up from the poon up"

(phrase )

Sexual refreshing; Sex to keep a woman relaxed and happy.
A literal and colloquial description of lengthy sexual attention given to the body of a woman, administered by an eager partner,beginning with ,ending with , or merely including attention paid to the poon, or vagina.

see also "check up from the neck up" and "to' up from the flo' up".

"Hey Ricardo, see that girl in the tight shorts with the tramp stamp? I'd love to give her a "tune-up from the poon up".

by scar belle April 12, 2008

poon tuner

controlling the way a girl moans by eating her pussy a certain way

"I didn't like the way my girl moans, so I had to give her a poon tuner"

by TooSmooth August 10, 2012

poon tunes

A song, album, or playlist that you put on when you're hooking up/getting laid to set the mood and/or drown out the noise.

Yo, I was gonna come over last night, but I heard Al Green coming from your room and knew not to go in. That's better than a tie on the door at this point.

Yeah man, he's got the best poon tunes. There's nothing like some soul when you're hittin the meat hole.

by Everynameisbeingusedbysomeone December 20, 2010