Poon Goon 

A male who is obsessed with getting laid, to the point that they make a fool of themselves in the process.

A tool doing ridiculous things to make a girl want to sleep with them may be called a poon goon.

Poon Goon by andood January 26, 2009

Poon Goon 

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

Poon Goon by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017

Poon Goon 

someone who is always out to get laid, a pussy hound

Roger is always on the prowl. He's such a Poon Goon!

Poon Goon by Boo Koo Dinero June 2, 2018

[Poon] [Goon] 

Poon refers to Vagina
Goon refers to australian slang for cheap wine

Vagina Wine = Period

"Hey Miss! you on your poon goon?!"
when asking a woman if she is on her period

[Poon] [Goon] by Pearce, Nick, Alex, Dovey January 13, 2009

Pre-Poon-Goon 

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.

Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.

Pre-Poon-Goon by mGBm December 29, 2023

goon poon 

a really ugly vagina

Damn that girl had a goon poon

goon poon by scumslug November 21, 2009

poon 2 goon ratio 

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

poon 2 goon ratio by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021