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Poon Baby

One who is cowardice or lacking any fervor.
"What you mean you dont wanna come to the show?"
"My Mom said i cant..."
"Man, you ain't nothing but a little Poon Baby!"
by Cronktoculous 3000 January 4, 2008
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The vagina of a prostitot.
Man 1: Dude, my seven year old just came home with some prostitot.
Man 2: Shit dude, I think he's trying to get some baby poon.
Man 1: Awww god man, I think I just vomited a little bit in my mouth.
Man 2: You know this is the third defintion example you've vomited in?
Man 1: Well, they;re all to do with prostitots, and i find prostitots repulsive.
Skidmarkpanda: Yeah.... fucking Libby Loo.
Man 2: yeah, fucking Bratz dolls.
by skidmarkpanda May 26, 2009
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Poonbaby

An ubiquitous object that offers many great stimulatory-related perks. If one is dubbed a poonbaby, one must be extremely proud of their new title; and furthermore must spread their poonbaby steeze throughout their country of origin.
Poonbabies are all over the world, but are a rarity and are subsequently not easily found.
In essence, a poonbaby is similar to a babythug; one which has steeze that flows like the waters of the river Nile. A poonbaby has magical properties, can make dragons explode, and is embossed in a celestial hue that fades to indigo.
Poonbabies generally tend to congregate at Newbury College in Brookline, Massachusetts.

A poonbaby is not to be confused with poon, which is a vagina.
"I met a poonbaby earlier...She granted me three magical wishes: 1) Pussy 2) Money 3) Weed."
by SabAsh December 16, 2008
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