Poolbak

A laid back get together around a pool or body of water. Normally includes food and music.

I heard they were having a poolbak for Memorial Day!

by King Dan III May 30, 2019

poolbag

Someone acting like a douchebag in a pool. Hogging up space and splashing people and such. A group of poolbags is known as a poolbag posse.

Some well known OG poolbags are Mr. Sideburns and McChubs.

by snipmynips July 29, 2015

poolkake

the sexual act of filling a swimming pool with semen - the recipient of the poolkake may either sit in the pool as it is filled or dive/belly-flop/bomb into the semen afterwards.

for the truly authentic experience it is best achieved with the following formula.

given;
- the average amount in a male ejaculant is 1/2 a teaspoon or 2.5 millilitres.
- the world record for most ejaculations in an hour is 16 - so 10 is the number used in the equations.
- the average man is approx. 50cm wide across the shoulders.

therefore;

In a pool of 60000 litres, approx. 30 metres in circumference, it would take

280 men, in 4 rotating 1 hour shifts of 70, standing around the pool, at a rate of 700 ejaculations an hour;

A total of 24,000,000 ejaculations over a period of 34,285 hours = 1428 days = 3.9 years

to fill the pool

and just a moment to jump in

dude, did you hear about the huge sperm bank heist?

yeah, theres a poolkake party going on somewhere tonight

by idubstoners July 9, 2010

poolbastardman

1: A favorite among sheep for having a small penis (hurts less).
2: Chat Whore in training.
3: A small square patch of hair on the palm of your hand.

"I wish I was poolbastardman so my sheep would stop waking up the neighbors."

by LC February 17, 2005