poolkake 

the sexual act of filling a swimming pool with semen - the recipient of the poolkake may either sit in the pool as it is filled or dive/belly-flop/bomb into the semen afterwards.

for the truly authentic experience it is best achieved with the following formula.

given;
- the average amount in a male ejaculant is 1/2 a teaspoon or 2.5 millilitres.
- the world record for most ejaculations in an hour is 16 - so 10 is the number used in the equations.
- the average man is approx. 50cm wide across the shoulders.

therefore;

In a pool of 60000 litres, approx. 30 metres in circumference, it would take

280 men, in 4 rotating 1 hour shifts of 70, standing around the pool, at a rate of 700 ejaculations an hour;

A total of 24,000,000 ejaculations over a period of 34,285 hours = 1428 days = 3.9 years

to fill the pool

and just a moment to jump in

dude, did you hear about the huge sperm bank heist?

yeah, theres a poolkake party going on somewhere tonight

poolkake by idubstoners July 9, 2010

pookkake 

Similar to a bukkake, but way more intense. Consists of a group of men (at least 20 or more) that take separate turns shitting on a girls face, hair, and tits. The girl that is getting shit on usually rubs the fecal matter all over her entire body. A pookkake requires a pookkake tarp because a pookkake can be quite messy. Most girls have several orgasms during a single pookkake session.

Guy: Hey sis, do you want to be the focal point of a pookkake tonight?

Girl: Maybe, what is a pookkake?

Guy: Don't worry, it's similar to a bukkake but a lot more fun.

Girl: Sounds good, count me in.

pookkake by Joe Breezy January 12, 2011

Pookake 

This is the term used to describe Bukake, but with poo instead.

Lady: Hey, what are we doing tonight?
Man: Pookake.
Lady: What's that?
Man: You'll see... :)

Pookake by iPengo January 3, 2005

oops-pookkake 

An accidental "Bowel Movement" during the course of sexual relations.

1. As Mercedes and I were "69"ing, she apoligized for the "oops-pookkake". Never eat out after Mexican!!!

2. Dude, last night I took this girl home, we were hookin' up and she goes reverse cowboy on me! Next thing I know, her stomach growls and she pulls an oops-pookkake!!!

oops-pookkake by Zumby February 23, 2008

Pookake 

A fetish whereby dozens of men shit on the face of one woman, one right after the other.

Dude, bukkake is so 2012. It's all about pookake now.

Pookake by rogerthewhale November 25, 2013

poonkake

1. n- A female orgy which has vaginas stacked two or more high, with syrup or candle wax running over the snatches.

2. n- A cake shaped like a vagina.

3. n- A person with a common first and last name (ex. Mike Smith)

1. "Id love to jump in on that poonkake."

2. "Poonkake is so fucking tasty."

3. "Sweet, Im flying with Poonkakes."

poonkake by "Wilson and Co." December 12, 2007

Pookake 

Pookake is when several people perform a variation of an act called "Bukake" where instead of ejaculating on to someone's face, they just take a fat shit on them instead.

Person 1: "AHHH! THOSE BIRDS JUST SHAT ON MY FUCKING FACE!"
Person 2: "hehe lol, get pookaked dumbass"

Pookake by WoWkeii August 27, 2022