pookieship 

A relationship between two lovers who refer to each other as pookies

This is my friend Fred he is in a pookieship with Ellen

pookieship by Pookie2003 August 31, 2023

Pookieship 

A "pookieship" is a relationship—whether platonic or romantic—between two individuals who share a deep bond and affectionately call each other "Pookie." This playful and endearing term highlights their closeness, and the relationship can range from light-hearted friendship to a romantic connection without explicitly being a traditional 'relationship'.

Casual Introduction

Friend: “Hey, who’s that you’re always texting?”
You: “Oh, that’s my Pookie, Fred. We’re in a pookieship-it’s kind of like best friends with extra affection. We even have matching nicknames!”

Playful Banter

Fred: “Pookie, did you eat the last slice of pizza?”
You: “Of course, Pookie! It’s part of the pookieship agreement-I get first dibs!”
Fred: “You owe me another pizza for this betrayal.”

Romantic Vibes

You: “Fred, you’re such a dork.”
Fred: “But I’m your dork, Pookie.”
You: “Always, Pookie.”

Explaining the Dynamic

Friend: “Wait, so you two are together?”
You: “Kind of! We’re in a pookieship. It’s like having a soulmate but they're a bestie instead, but we don’t worry about labels. We just enjoy being each other’s Pookie.”

Inside Jokes

Fred: “I got you a coffee, Pookie.”
You: “Does this mean I have to call you the Best Pookie Ever now?”
Fred: “Obviously. Pookieship law.”

Pookieship by MHBContact January 2, 2025

pokeshipping

The reason many a pokeshipper tend to watch the series. Basically the belief that the two main characters (Ash/Satoshi and Misty/Kasumi) of the animé series Pocket Monsters/Pokémon, are a romantic couple. It is considered to be the most popular shipping in the fandom, while many find it to be incredibly annoying.
The company that dubs the series, 4Kids entertainment, tend to add shipping 'hints' that didn't exist in the original version of the series. This often leads to confusion and arguments between shipping fans.

4Kids script (Misty): Someday you and I will be married too~
4Kids script (Ash): Mmhmm....GWAHHH?!?

pokeshipping by Imma go dislike shipping now... November 20, 2004

Pookiestick 

Any object with which a female masturbates

I had a back scratcher, but my sister took it and made it into a pookiestick

Pookiestick by Wurdz May 28, 2015

Pokeshipper 

A person who believes that Ash and Misty/Satoshi and Kasumi from the animé, Pokémon, are destined to become a romantic couple, otherwise known as 'AAML' (Ash and Misty's love) or 'SatoKasu'.

Whilst some Pokeshippers are generally nice people, the majority are not.
They're completly obbsessed with the concept of a relationship between two fictional characters, and often critisise others for liking other pairings, often shoving many 'hints' into their faces, write poor quality fanfics and are generally annoying.

Many pokeshippers will attack any other character that they believe threatens the pairing between Ash and Misty, the prime target being May/Haruka. They will often bash May's character with every chance they get, often attempting to do so in a subtle manner, although still making it very obvious.

Example: 'I hate pokemon contests, they are useless and horrible additions to the plotline'

Apart from the plot of pokemon being very thin already, the majority of Pokeshippers only state this because they concern May. If Misty was to compete in Contests, they'd praise them and say Misty could do no wrong.

Pokeshipper: OMG, Ash an Misty ish soooo KAWAII 2gether!!! U shood read dis ficcie eye found!!!1
Normal person: .....shut the fuck up.

Pokeshipper by Annoyed by shipping. August 28, 2004

Pookiestick 

Any penis-shaped object used by any given female to masturbate

"Hey man, what's on this back scratcher?"
"Don't touch that. It's my sister's pookiestick!"

Pookiestick by Wurdz May 28, 2015

pookiesh 

a evil cat that i hate! a pretty cat but an evil one! u try to play with her and boom! she kills u! she is a mean selfish cat that nobody likes and some advice...dont call ur cat that name! or else she will turn evil too!

o no pookiesh! run away! she will scratch you and turn u into stone

pookiesh by adi December 8, 2004