(n.) pride derived from the act of defecating and its result, esp. if expecting other bathroom patrons to experience its sickening effects; pride that cometh after the fall (as in plop)
Leaving the stall, and noticing Joe fast on my heels to use the same, I couldn't help but hear the poobris at the back of my mind grin with a dastardly "choke on that, fucker".
To drop back to one hand while doing the Cupid Shuffle, in attempt to stand out from the simple instructions of Cupid, thus showing up everyone else you are shuffling with.