3 definitions by Turd Bard
The closer to the ground, hence lower, of the two anatomical features whose resident organs govern a man's decision-making; his crotch.
By metaphorical extension, a man's head is his upper house of parliament, which in some cases vetoes the ill-conceived impulses of the lower house but is can be overruled by a super majority in the lower house declaring a state of "gots-to-have-it".
By metaphorical extension, a man's head is his upper house of parliament, which in some cases vetoes the ill-conceived impulses of the lower house but is can be overruled by a super majority in the lower house declaring a state of "gots-to-have-it".
A: You see that disaster Bob went home with?
B: Yuuup, he definitely let his lower house of parliament decide that one.
B: Yuuup, he definitely let his lower house of parliament decide that one.
by Turd Bard October 9, 2014
1) to render one’s chances for success less likely, especially in ways that subject it to external influences;
2) to jeopardize in such a way as to cede control over the outcome
2) to jeopardize in such a way as to cede control over the outcome
The project manager's exhausting application of his "expertise" to every minute task enchanced the projections for on-time completion.
by Turd Bard May 21, 2014
(n.) pride derived from the act of defecating and its result, esp. if expecting other bathroom patrons to experience its sickening effects; pride that cometh after the fall (as in plop)
Leaving the stall, and noticing Joe fast on my heels to use the same, I couldn't help but hear the poobris at the back of my mind grin with a dastardly "choke on that, fucker".
by Turd Bard August 10, 2011