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When you are constipated but intend on having intercourse you take a laxative to loosen your stool and lube your vaginia/anus for said intercourse.
Anna was constipated from her vegan diet and planned on getting lucky later so she decided to PooLube.
PooLube by RSMILEY88 June 24, 2022
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When you are constipated but want to have lube for intercorse later you take a laxative and use the diarrhea as lube for vaginal/anal intercourse.
Anna was constipated and dry from her vegan diet so she decided to poolube.
PooLube by RSMILEY88 June 24, 2022
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In the age of internet phenomena few sites can boast the same popularity of pootube, the unique and inventive website that allows visitors to surf through user generated video content featuring largely poo and its related activities.
Wow the guys down at the office will love this video I found on pootube last night, it really pushes back the boundaries of perception
pootube by Planet gib October 22, 2007
When your sitting on the toilet taking a poo while watching YouTube
my favortive afterschool activity is to pootube!
Pootube by Anonymous 3054 June 29, 2017
refers to the feces that is caught in anal pubic hair after defecation

odd use: when dumping on a friends ass and the shit gets stuck in their ass hair or even pubic hair
after a night out, my shit came out in a stream and left me with pooubes galore

no i did not fart i must have some pooubes.
pooubes by dean_man December 23, 2008
Fingering someone in the ass, only using poo as lube.
Jayson: I am going to stick a finger up your ass and only use poo lube.
Poo Lube by BUTT0N August 6, 2018
The residual lube left on an unwiped anus directly after a bowl movement.
Last night my wife took a dump, and I fucked her in the ass using her own poo lube.
poo lube by wwjsd December 6, 2013
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