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Hair on/around your anus
Sometimes when you wipe your ass too hard you pull out some poobes.
poobes by Cam April 4, 2005
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Pubic hair of the anus. The hair that grows around the buttocks and sometimes gets feces caught in it.Mainly found on men and hairy ladys
I shaved my poobes because i wanted a rim-job from your mumma or Oh no i have shit stuck in my poobes.
Poobes by Thepoobsguy August 31, 2009

poubes (poobs) 

pubic-like hair that grows on a woman's breasts.
"remember that chick i left with last night?"
"holy shit dude, she had poubes (poobs)!!"
poubes (poobs) by tiddley March 21, 2009
Poubes-- the upper lumps to a womans vagina. otherwise known as the lower foupa. also known as the padding on either side of a womans clitoris.
Damn bro, i put my hand down her pants and had a hand full of poubes. it was like playing with my own balls
Poubes by Gone2Poway January 18, 2010
Hair on one's butt.
"I've got a dingleberry caught in my poobes."
Poobes by Ringer7 October 20, 2012

poorbese 

an adjective to describe the disenfranchised poor of America who cannot afford to buy anything more nutritious than junk food that will likely make them fat and unhealthy
1. Isn't it interesting how Mississippi has the highest poverty rate and the highest obesity rate? That's the poorbesity effect.
2. Being poorbese will make you more likely to eat KFC; in turn, eating KFC will put you at greater risk of becoming poorbese.
3. When the rich coastal boys crossed the train tracks in their car, all of a sudden they kept passing poorbese people walking down the street towards the nearest Burger King.
poorbese by iteachuhowtobesassy December 2, 2014
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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