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Poo Pattin 

Anal Sex. Someone who engages in Anal Sex.

Also known as:
Poo Patter and Poo Patt
I love it when my babydaddy is Poo Pattin me!!

O' shutup and Poo Patt me!!

Put it in the Poo Patter, Babe!!
Poo Pattin by ESPEAG July 7, 2008
Words you can keep

Platting your Poo 

to waste time doing something that is totally pointless and has no real value to it.

Can be used as an insult to a time wasting procrastinator who would do anything rather than something productive.
hey stop "Platting your Poo" and get over here!

what have you been doing all day, "Platting your Poo"?
Platting your Poo by Pinkcass March 8, 2010

Poopastink 

A loved one who constantly farts in bed and will not waft after the crime has been committed. They also insist on curling a banger when you are in the shower and feel obliged to exhibit their star between their cheeks on a daily basis.
WAFT IT! WAFT IT! Burgh, GOD! You are such a Poopastink!!!
Poopastink by bonera October 17, 2011

Emperor poopatine 

Rubbing A ballon for static electricity during sex and shocking your partners bootyhole
I gave her an “emperor poopatine” last night
Emperor poopatine by Boobsnoop April 8, 2022

pooputting 

When one is constantly telling lies and does not do what they initially said they were going to do.
Jay always say he gone scoop me, but he stay pooputting.
pooputting by Ptoogreat March 4, 2018
Action of doing a poop...

Given how "poopsing" doesn't roll of the tongue as well, and "poop-ing" is too informal, and since there is not #2 word that matches "Urinating"; "Poopating" becomes a great coloquial replacement.

It is also slighly funny to say...
Excuse me! I am poopating!
Poopating by Guisrt May 29, 2026
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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