Poo Pattin 

Anal Sex. Someone who engages in Anal Sex.

Also known as:
Poo Patter and Poo Patt

I love it when my babydaddy is Poo Pattin me!!

O' shutup and Poo Patt me!!

Put it in the Poo Patter, Babe!!

Poo Pattin by ESPEAG July 7, 2008

Platting your Poo 

to waste time doing something that is totally pointless and has no real value to it.

Can be used as an insult to a time wasting procrastinator who would do anything rather than something productive.

hey stop "Platting your Poo" and get over here!

what have you been doing all day, "Platting your Poo"?

Platting your Poo by Pinkcass March 8, 2010

Poopastink 

A loved one who constantly farts in bed and will not waft after the crime has been committed. They also insist on curling a banger when you are in the shower and feel obliged to exhibit their star between their cheeks on a daily basis.

WAFT IT! WAFT IT! Burgh, GOD! You are such a Poopastink!!!

Poopastink by bonera October 17, 2011

Emperor poopatine 

Rubbing A ballon for static electricity during sex and shocking your partners bootyhole

I gave her an “emperor poopatine” last night

Emperor poopatine by Boobsnoop April 8, 2022

pooputting 

When one is constantly telling lies and does not do what they initially said they were going to do.

Jay always say he gone scoop me, but he stay pooputting.

pooputting by Ptoogreat March 4, 2018

Poopating

Action of doing a poop...

Given how "poopsing" doesn't roll of the tongue as well, and "poop-ing" is too informal, and since there is not #2 word that matches "Urinating"; "Poopating" becomes a great coloquial replacement.

It is also slighly funny to say...

Excuse me! I am poopating!

Poopating by Guisrt May 29, 2026