Poo Pattin
I love it when my babydaddy is Poo Pattin me!!
O' shutup and Poo Patt me!!
Put it in the Poo Patter, Babe!!
O' shutup and Poo Patt me!!
Put it in the Poo Patter, Babe!!
Poo Pattin by ESPEAG July 7, 2008
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Platting your Poo
to waste time doing something that is totally pointless and has no real value to it.
Can be used as an insult to a time wasting procrastinator who would do anything rather than something productive.
Can be used as an insult to a time wasting procrastinator who would do anything rather than something productive.
hey stop "Platting your Poo" and get over here!
what have you been doing all day, "Platting your Poo"?
what have you been doing all day, "Platting your Poo"?
Platting your Poo by Pinkcass March 8, 2010
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A loved one who constantly farts in bed and will not waft after the crime has been committed. They also insist on curling a banger when you are in the shower and feel obliged to exhibit their star between their cheeks on a daily basis.
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