Poo Monger

Someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of poo to be sold.

This kid loveline is such a poo monger, he wanted to buy all my crap.

by Mav2KM September 2, 2008

Poopmonger

A man or woman who partake in the undesireable act of selling fecal matter

Jack and Jill went up the hill and bought some fecal matter from a Poopmonger

by the monger man April 9, 2009

Poopmongerer

Tiny monsters resembling or made of poop. they live in the Gnar, which is why it is important to shred the gnar.

"Shred the gnar man, and watch out for poopmongerers!"

by Crocean Dick Head July 29, 2009

poomongerer

1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.

2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.

Sarah is such a poomongerer.

by Kendra February 26, 2005

pooMonger

An original BaNuS Ranger.

"Go Go BaNuS Rangers!" Especially you, pooMonger.

by Merriam-Webster May 4, 2004

Poopmonger

Person who dropped a deuce in the toilet and left it as though to be acting out as a pusher of feces. One who really superimposes feces onto another individuals day.

Hey man, did you see that big ass bowl load of crap that someone left in the toilet??? What a friggin poopmonger!!!

by Riddla' May 2, 2021

Poopmongerer

Someone who mongers poop

Don't be such a poomongerer

by Brodieman April 22, 2004