Poo Ha

Anus, rectum, butt.

Wow, those Black Hawks really pounded those Red Wings in the poo ha tonight!

Poo Ha by Turtlehore11666 May 17, 2017

Poo Hag 

The supernatural being known for delivering explosive and uncontrollable diarrhea; the Poo Hag can be warded off by wearing "haint blue" underwear.

Derivation of the Gullah superstition the Boo Hag, who sucks the breath of its victims while they sleep;

A Poo Hag bun ridin' me in da bathroom las night.

Poo Hag by fushin'mullissa July 13, 2009

poo happy 

That feeling of elation you get when you finally take a dump. Feeling of elation lasts anything up to an hour afterwards.

John: "I was stuck in that meeting for an hour and finally got to use the bathroom. I feel so poo happy now."

poo happy by shakytrousers December 18, 2011

poo haiku 

Poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls

Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.

This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.

Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.

Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...

poo haiku by La Petomaine July 7, 2008

poo handle 

stuffing a piece of crap under the handle of somebody's car door, so as when they go to open it, said piece of crap is ground into their finger tips and jammed under their finger nails.

Burt:"My boss is being a dick lately."
Rudy:"Let's sneak out before he leaves work and give him a poo handle."

poo handle by ric_IH December 16, 2007

poo poo hat 

1) A moron 2) An incompentant person 3) A person who deserves some scathing comments and scorn for being inappropriate or stupid.
Root base of word: To refer to a person who is wearing hat made of crap, or a shithead. Word was invented by a 3 year old, definition is of true simplicity.

We asked for water four times for the last thirty minutes. Finally here comes our waitress with the water. Thank you, poo poo hat!

poo poo hat by HansJaeger April 20, 2006

poo hah

Butt hole

I accidentally missed her hoo hah and got her poo hah instead.

poo hah by KiowaDemon April 10, 2017