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The supernatural being known for delivering explosive and uncontrollable diarrhea; the Poo Hag can be warded off by wearing "haint blue" underwear.

Derivation of the Gullah superstition the Boo Hag, who sucks the breath of its victims while they sleep;
A Poo Hag bun ridin' me in da bathroom las night.
Poo Hag by fushin'mullissa July 13, 2009
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poo happy 

That feeling of elation you get when you finally take a dump. Feeling of elation lasts anything up to an hour afterwards.
John: "I was stuck in that meeting for an hour and finally got to use the bathroom. I feel so poo happy now."
poo happy by shakytrousers December 18, 2011

poo haiku 

Poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls
Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.

This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.

Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.

Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...
poo haiku by La Petomaine July 7, 2008
Word of the Day on March 2, 2024

poo handle 

stuffing a piece of crap under the handle of somebody's car door, so as when they go to open it, said piece of crap is ground into their finger tips and jammed under their finger nails.
Burt:"My boss is being a dick lately."
Rudy:"Let's sneak out before he leaves work and give him a poo handle."
poo handle by ric_IH December 16, 2007

poo poo hat 

1) A moron 2) An incompentant person 3) A person who deserves some scathing comments and scorn for being inappropriate or stupid.
Root base of word: To refer to a person who is wearing hat made of crap, or a shithead. Word was invented by a 3 year old, definition is of true simplicity.
We asked for water four times for the last thirty minutes. Finally here comes our waitress with the water. Thank you, poo poo hat!
poo poo hat by HansJaeger April 20, 2006
Butt hole
I accidentally missed her hoo hah and got her poo hah instead.
poo hah by KiowaDemon April 10, 2017
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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