Poo Diddy

When you think you have to take a huge shit and it turns out to just be a little nugget.

I thought i was gonna overflow the water in the toilet with a giant turd and it just turned out to be a little poo diddy.

by Elohdaeh February 12, 2014

Poo Diddy

When you’re about to ejaculate on a victim, and you instead turn around and ass-to-face fart on them.

“Yeah bro not kidding! On April fools, I about to bust on my girl’s face and I pulled a Poo Diddy and whipped my shit around a took a massive fart on her tongue.” - Brady

by Brady Kenny October 17, 2021

poo daddy

When a white dude produces offspring of the african decent

Tyrone-Ayy shanikwa have that baby yet?
Billy- yeah ima poo daddy

by poodaddy October 14, 2013

Among the poo daddy

An insanely fat man who farts REALLY loudly. (commonly in middle aged, married men)

"Man oh Man, that guy farted really loudly. He must be among the poo daddy"

by TheElementalGuy February 17, 2025

Oh daddy poo

When your with your daddy (any kind) and he sharts

Daddy: *sharts*

Her:Oh daddy poo! What a big one you got there

by Funky.Chunky.Monkey December 17, 2019

poodiddy

A self professed rapper that has no skills and steals music from other people and "raps" over the samples. Also has a high opinion of themself for reasons unknown to the rest of the world. Known to date untalented latina actresses with big butts and no talent. Expected to be extinct by the year 2010.

Sean Combs is such a poodiddy.

by Mike Stapleton December 21, 2005

Poodiddy

When you are about to ejaculate on their face and you instead turn around and go ass-to-face and fart.

“Yeah bro! It was April’s Fools, and I my girl was on her knees giving me the good stuff. Then I was about to bust I whip it around pulled a Poodiddy and farted right on her tongue… APRIL FOOLS!”

by Brady Kenny October 17, 2021