Pontifuckate

To drop the F-bomb during a vatican blessing.

According to Italian media, the pope really pontifuckated on Sunday, March 2nd, 2014. He said, “If each one of us does not amass riches only for oneself, but half for the service of others, in this fuck (pause), in this case the providence of God will become visible through this gesture of solidarity.”

by Palmdale Pundit May 17, 2014

Pontificate

To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.

Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.

by FatMermaid January 25, 2014

Pontificate

1. To have Diarrhea of the mouth.
2. Running your mouth.
3. Giving your 2 cents when it's non of your business.
4. Giving unsolicited advice and long opinions
**Rhymes with defecate.**
5. To defecate with your mouth on other people

Don't pontificate about other peoples mistakes! Your Diarrhea of the mouth gotta stop because running your mouth is gonna get you a fist sandwich

by JJ JJ man April 9, 2013

pontificate

pontificate to rant rave and other wise try to convise some one of your own pont with out careing if they are lising or not

the rantings of the phill god in all of his power of BS

the rantings of the phill god in all of his power fake knolage

by 2 beer queer May 22, 2005

pontificate

to think at length on a subject and/or topic that requires mulling over

I'll have to pontificate on that.

by Christina T April 5, 2008

pontificate

To poop on the pope. Normally from a great height, such as a poop deck.

Billy pontificated on the body of Jean Paul II as his way of remembering the good times they had shared.

by O_P September 28, 2005

pontificate

slang;

it means "to take a shit"

can also mean to spew shit or to be full of shit

by ^__^ June 28, 2004