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a feeling that you get when you write with a pen that is very smooth and rich
"Dude, let me see that pen."
"This pen is so cool, I got a pengasm yesterday."
Pengasm by KiraLunar April 20, 2010
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The overwhelmingly sensational feeling achieved after hanging a very large, dirty but succesful shit.
The arse's equivalent of a orgasm.
"Ahhh (In Relief), don't ya love poogasms.
poogasm by Diego July 4, 2003

Piongasms 

Any sexual stimulation from being asked a grammatical question.
Caleb's piongasms were so intense he had to hide his erection with his grammar book and go to the nurse's office.
Piongasms by smartinftw April 30, 2009
An intense emotion of extreme excitement. To pog on an intense level after seeing something that causes hype or excitement.

Can lead to uncontrollable shaking with the pogchamp expression.
Person A: does something cool

Person B: "POGGERS" (collapses on the floor and seizes up, going into poggasm)
Poggasm by ItsJustMePaul March 5, 2020

Pondgasm 

Having an orgasm by you or someone else picking your abnormally large nose, usually an old fat english teacher, that smells like shit.
MISS Pond: Pick my nose baby

Student: Ummm okay...

Miss Pond: OOOOOOH YESSSS DEEPER! FASTER! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Student: Eww did you just have a pondgasm?

Student: I'm calling the cops bitch
Pondgasm by pond_luva September 24, 2009
1: v. a celebration, often sporadic in nature, in which an individual has overcome an obstacle that causes a great sense of pride. woot, Woo-ha!, yeah(see definition 2), any variation of fuck (especially fuck yeah), and similar meaning phrases may be included, as well as wailing upon various objects and/or people without definite purpose.

2: n. an unseen ejaculation due to an overwhelming excitement.
1: male gamer: "OH, FUCK YES, WOO, WOO, WOO!" (male gamer assaults monitor, keyboard, and mouse with flailing hands) (pwngasm as an action)

2: male gamer leaps out of seat as it performs odd, aggressive motions with its body, as if ejaculating (pwngasm as an idea)
pwngasm by Raven of the Red Sky September 16, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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