pondi 

Pornographic material. Mostly visual in nature like CD , magazine

I watched pondi.
Say If you go to a CD shop ,you will ask for a "pondi cd" .

pondi by hudugababa September 17, 2008

Pond Blaster 

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.

Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!

Pond Blaster by Swimsical November 13, 2019

Pandiculating

Although other creatures, including humans, do this, cats give the best demonstration of this phenomenon. When you see a cat stretch itself to its full length, all four limbs and tail extended, accompanied by a huge yawn, that is pandiculating.

“Susie was pandiculating in the office earlier, fell off her chair and ended up with her skirt up round her ears.”
“Interesting, sorry I missed it.”

Pandiculating by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017

Pandicament 

Pan·dic·a·ment
/ˈpanˈdikəmənt/

noun
1.
a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing pandemic such as Covid-19
2.
world changing catastrophy followed by bumbling and counterproductive government response.
" Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

1. "How will we ever get out of this pandicament?"
2." Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

Pandicament by Dr.Mantis May 12, 2020

Melody Pond 

Fictional character played by Alex Kingston in the Doctor Who series, produced by BBC. Also known as River Song, because the only water in the forest is the river.

Friend: Who's your favorite Doctor Who character?
Me: Captain Jack Harkness, what about you?
Friend: Melody Pond.
Me: Good choice...

Melody Pond by WhovianMadness March 17, 2013

fishing a dead pond 

When all options are exhausted.

I've given them every idea imaginable but I think I'm fishing a dead pond.

fishing a dead pond by Jamfetto August 10, 2007

shit pond 

A shit pond is any pond where the water is likely full of disgusting shit.

Mary threw our frisbee into that shit pond, no one wanted to get it because that pond is full of disgusting shit.

shit pond by Zuzzy Foeller April 25, 2014