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pondi

Pornographic material. Mostly visual in nature like CD , magazine
I watched pondi.
Say If you go to a CD shop ,you will ask for a "pondi cd" .
by hudugababa September 17, 2008
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Pond Blaster

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.
Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!
by Swimsical November 13, 2019
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Pandiculating

Although other creatures, including humans, do this, cats give the best demonstration of this phenomenon. When you see a cat stretch itself to its full length, all four limbs and tail extended, accompanied by a huge yawn, that is pandiculating.
“Susie was pandiculating in the office earlier, fell off her chair and ended up with her skirt up round her ears.”
Interesting, sorry I missed it.”
by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017
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Pandicament

Pan·dic·a·ment
/ˈpanˈdikəmənt/

noun
1.
a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing pandemic such as Covid-19
2.
world changing catastrophy followed by bumbling and counterproductive government response.
" Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"
1. "How will we ever get out of this pandicament?"
2." Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"
by Dr.Mantis May 12, 2020
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Melody Pond

Fictional character played by Alex Kingston in the Doctor Who series, produced by BBC. Also known as River Song, because the only water in the forest is the river.
Friend: Who's your favorite Doctor Who character?
Me: Captain Jack Harkness, what about you?
Friend: Melody Pond.
Me: Good choice...
by WhovianMadness March 17, 2013
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fishing a dead pond

When all options are exhausted.
I've given them every idea imaginable but I think I'm fishing a dead pond.
by Jamfetto August 10, 2007
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shit pond

A shit pond is any pond where the water is likely full of disgusting shit.
Mary threw our frisbee into that shit pond, no one wanted to get it because that pond is full of disgusting shit.
by Zuzzy Foeller April 25, 2014
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