Polyfail 

Multiple fails happening in succession or at the same time, to a single person, or to a group of people.

You try to convince your parents to buy a new dog, you fail at that, then you try hypnotizing them, and you fail again, and to top it all off you forget that you have 2 dogs already. = Polyfail

Polyfail by NKGW November 19, 2010

Polyfail 

When your significant other makes it so difficult for the other lover that it's no longer worth it to try.

He kept telling him to state his intentions as a question, and ignoring his answers. Total polyfail, he's not actually on board with seeing other people.

Polyfail by DeanOMs December 6, 2014

ponyfail 

When a dude has a ponytail, but he is butt-ugly, not very sexy, and/or the ponytail is extremely unkempt.

"Ew, look at that guy. That's a ponyfail."

ponyfail by nongenerica January 3, 2010

polybailamorous 

Describing a person who loves to dance with many partners and to any style; a mix of "bailar" (the Spanish verb meaning "to dance") and polyamorous.

I'm all about monogamy, but on the dance floor I'm polybailamorous.

polybailamorous by HeyDave1005 July 23, 2010

polyfilla 

Injecting expanding-hardening foam into the rectum for sexual pleasure.

"Hey I'm James, do you like polyfilla?"

"No, my anus can't take the lateral stresses associated with that particular fetish, thanks anyway"

polyfilla by James from Austria November 12, 2013

ponyfail 

A ponytail made with no regard for style.

He just bough a Miata and he's sporting a ponyfail - must be a mid-life crisis.

ponyfail by cranston snord August 5, 2008

Whispering Polyfill

When you cum in someones ear so much they can barely hear you

Na i didnt sleep with her.... gave her a little whispering polyfill action though!

Whispering Polyfill by nobcheese November 15, 2010