ponyfail

When a dude has a ponytail, but he is butt-ugly, not very sexy, and/or the ponytail is extremely unkempt.

"Ew, look at that guy. That's a ponyfail."

by nongenerica January 03, 2010

ponyfail

A ponytail made with no regard for style.

He just bough a Miata and he's sporting a ponyfail - must be a mid-life crisis.

by cranston snord August 05, 2008