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A Polomi. A mystery (thinks a mystic) but not in a good way. Like a deli sandwich issues are piled high. Don’t expect a rational conversation or debate when all “facts” are from the Daily Mail. If you have an aversion to the use of the word “like” this isn’t the one for you. Traits include: overconfidence, shopping addictions, a misconception of being a whiz in the kitchen and a want for what they can’t have.
To Polomi. Make no sense.
Polomi by DuaPeep November 23, 2021
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A Polomi. A mystery (thinks a mystic) but not in a good way. Like a deli sandwich issues are piled high. Don’t expect a rational conversation or debate when all “facts” are from the Daily Mail. If you have an aversion to the use of the word “like” this isn’t the one for you. Traits include: overconfidence, shopping addictions, a misconception of being a whiz in the kitchen and a want for what they can’t have.
To Polomi. Make no sense.
Polomi by DuaPeep November 23, 2021
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Polonium Cocktail

1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.

Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.
If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.
Polonium Cocktail by Dan Weyandt August 7, 2009
A mindset of typically the older generation that could almost be seen as cult-like.

People who stand by Polomnism believe that there should be an all-seeing eye which will make sure that the word is ran in the most optimal way possible, and anything going off that course would be instantly destroyed by the all-seeing eye.

The all-seeing eye would also have a system where the system would calculate what field a person would add the most to so that no human resources are wasted on people trying to accomplish something they can't or not reaching their full potential because of some kid who is only in the position that they are because of people who they know.
Polom: If someone does something bad they should be shamed for it and punished by The all-seeing eye so that humanity can cure world hunger and bring peace to our planet.

Tanner: That's some pretty PogO Polomnism take there Polom.
Polomnism by YouLookedPogO July 3, 2021

Poloricals 

When politics becomes pure cringe
Trevor "bro did you watch the debate last night?"
Frank "poloricals is pure cringe"
Poloricals by gaystupidfk March 10, 2020

Poomiliation 

When you walk into the bathroom right after someone who made a ..... well let's just say a "stinky" and you get blamed for his/her mistake by the next person entering into the bathroom.
Johnny first experienced "poomiliation" at the age of 16 upon entering into the restroom at a fancy restaurant after the man before him had enjoyed his baked beans a little too much. The man in line behind Johnny handed him a bottle of Bean-O and told him to be on his way.
Poomiliation by SenorT January 3, 2009

Pologize 

To simmer down, taking good time, having fun. Just taking some time of.
Let's go to Tuile to pologize.
Pologize by Morihalla April 15, 2023
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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