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Polly's Law

Any time you are debating on the internet or offline, someone will inevitably bring up trans people as a talking point.

Similar to Godwin's law, which is a rule of internet discourse re: Hitler. Polly's law is an example of a logical fallacy.

Inspired by twitch streamer PollyPeople.
"Yeah, well okay, you're wrong because you support men using the women's bathroom!"
"Stop invoking Polly's Law. Geez."
by princessplug June 7, 2022
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Polly Seeds

I love polly seeds. What are polly seeds? Sunflower seeds are polly seeds! How did they get that name? Parrots say, "Polly want a cracker" and parrots eat sunflower seeds.... so they are called polly seeds!
by Luke975 May 21, 2010
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Polly Skelton

A girl that barely uttereth a word, frigid sexually, generally devoid of half decent conversation. (Polly Skelton is a real person, i'm just using this word now to describe frigid girls) >_<
"Its like pulling teeth talking to that wee tart, shes a Polly Skelton."

"That was a fuckin' disaster, that bird i met was an awkward fucker, shes a Polly"


'Percy': "So... what sort of things are you into, Polly?"

Polly: "ummmm....Music."

'Percy': "Oh right, any favourite bands?"

Polly: "ummm...Enter Shikari...Aphex twin."

'Percy': Niceone....
by The King of NooNarnia October 16, 2008
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Polly Sit

Sit*d(Amy)/dx = Polly Sit
by po11y November 28, 2022
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polly-snaggletooth

When a parachute lands in the laundry basket, the wrong way and resembles a snaggle-toothed figure, and you start hearing the words "polygonic misfitic pizza" and you see sugarplums dancing about, doing the hokeypokey.
Mom! Jorge polly-snaggletoothed my underwear again!! I hear they're dancing about! Call 911!!
by Oblama January 11, 2008
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Polly Snapper

A real knee slapper, a good chuckle bringer. A joke, phrase, or story that makes you laugh.
Girlfriend: MY BALLS ITCH
Dude: What a polly snapper!!!
by _fr@nk_ November 15, 2019
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polly-socket

A female that is a gold-digger and only wants you for sex, but won't admit it. Unless you got lots of money, then she'll want you for money. Not both. She'll allways cheat anyways. Plastic is fantastic in bed, but has no brain, nor feelings. Also a rubbish wife and a rubbish friend. A doll that is always playing games. A tripple take: Polly-pocket is a plastic doll, hense has no feelings, only play. Polly-socket the same but one that always available for sex. Polly is also someone who is fucking Ian ever since "Ethel fell out". From the Polly-Ethel-Ian recycling joke - there comes the rubbish.. From "When Ethel fell out" comes in a cheat.. and we know here Ethel is being used by her husband for money and gaslit. Why won't he pay his own 50 dollars for a helicopter ride otherwise. Ian and Polly think they surrounded by fools and noone can guess their game. but Ethel already changed her will and been taking parashute lessons.
-Did you hear Stuart's wife kicked him out and he is sleeping in the car now.

-Oh not a first one. Probably got himself another Polly-Socket at work.

- Yes a girl he works with.. wait, he has done this before?!
-Never stopped. And always blames her for it. Bet you a tenner she'll take him back again. And he will even make HER to compromise. That tool
by Pollydickson April 2, 2021
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