polling

obsessively checking your mailbox to see if your online acquaintance you're flirting with has emailed you

i can't work properly this morning because i can't stop polling. maybe i should tell my therapist about it.

by emmar December 14, 2008

polling

what your best friends moms likes to do in front of you when your trying to play roblox

STOP POLLING KAIRIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by num nut December 6, 2019

Polling the electorate

To have sex, usually with a stripper.

From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.

Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.

That's mayor Quimby's car. Tonight, his honor is, heh, polling the electorate.

by AnotherDumbUsername May 21, 2018

Polling the electorate

To Suck a Dick

When Bobby asked Sam where Dean was, Sam responded by saying "He's Polling the electorate"

by APassAtChuckBass February 11, 2009

polling fatigue

Obsessively turning the volume off the telly!

I have an injured digit from cutting the volume off the telly due to polling fatigue.

by Hakulani October 26, 2020

School Yard Polling

The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.

Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!

by Nasty Cuss May 30, 2011

Exit Polling

To have anal sex with, created by Bill Clinton from his appearance on Family Guy.

You up for a little Exit Polling?

Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?

Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.

by BlakeP July 7, 2008