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Polibrity

A famous person: the out-of-office politician whose prominence is sustained by the ongoing drama of whether they’ll run for president. They’re hybrid politician/celebrities, or “polibrities.”
Sarah Palin is a polibrity.
by Skaught27 January 13, 2010
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Polibrity

A former celebrity, often from 'Big Brother' or 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'who feels they have the right to a high level political opinion
Oh great, thank you Brittany our new 25 year old Polibrity. Tell us how should we vote.
by ShaneOCrook June 19, 2024
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Polarity Oscillation Orbit

The hyper-accelerating movement of Earth's magnetic north pole due to the increased presence of densely concentrated methane in the atmosphere.

{Since the early 1800's, scientists have tracked the ongoing movement of the magnetic north pole. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit (P.O.O.) was coincidentally discovered by a globally recognized audio engineer, Sir Laramie Todd and his visionary studio lab research colleague, Duke Robert Rite of Dungville. In the early 1990s, Sir Laramie recorded a new orbital sound waveform stemming from low frequency feedback captured in a Duke Rite bass guitar track. Sir Laramie took the clip from the Duke, triangulated the distinct properties related to the frequency, velocity and peaks of the Duke's clip and recognized that feedback patterns were spontaneously and abruptly profound during the Duke's output, specifically after ingesting a Filibertos burrito and flagilating convulsively in the direction of the speaker. Through his unique study, Sir Laramie proved the effects of methane gas on microphone magnetic fields. The Duke hypothesized that too much methane, when interacting with iron, causes polar instability on a grand scale. Thus, P.O.O. was born with the rationale that human overpopulation and the extensive quantity of excrement, causes the north pole to oscillate in a predictable pattern, with velocity and speed influenced by the proportionate concentration of methane in the atmosphere.
1. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit is expected to extend into Siberia by 2040.
2. Humans are creating P.O.O. because of their poo.
3. Dude, lets dial in the bottom end of the bass recording today. Go get some Filibertos and prep yourself.
by Charitable Disguise December 23, 2019
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torsonic polarity syndrome

torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.

A very serious condition.
A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.

A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.
by Welsh21 February 2, 2012
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Reverse the Polarity

The ultimate solution to just about any problem in life.
"our hyperdrive is down! There's only one thing to fix it.... REVERSE THE POLARITY!"
by Bill Donovan November 3, 2006
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plebrity

A person who gains fame quickly through reality TV. Mainly common people who are willing to publicly degrade themselves, and those who see reality TV as a quick way to recognition and money.
This week's Hello! has another plebrity on the cover.
by Thomas McNab December 12, 2008
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polibitch

someone who talks about politics without knowing a thing about them and just voices a loud opinion really loudly and is proud about it
"did you guys watch the state of the union last night?"
"nah man, but you know, george bush is an idiot he should be killed"
"dude do you even know what party hes a member of? ur such a polibitch"
by diatonix January 29, 2007
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