Polend 

Something you must never forget. John F. Kerry lost the 2004 presidential election because he did. Usually accompanied by loud noise and flickering images. Very popular on YTMND. Also spelled Polynd or Polund (rare). Not to be confused with Poland.

John F. Kerry: When we went in, there where three countries: Great Britain, Australia, and the United States. That's not a Grand Coalition. We can do better.

George W. Bush: Well, actually, you forgot POLEND.

John F. Kerry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Polend by General Tao December 15, 2008

Polander 

The kind of haircut young Polish men have. Not quite a skinhead, not quite a crew cut. A Polander.

"What will it be, sir?"
"A Polander, please"

Polander by LimmyDotCom April 1, 2009

Poland 

No one hates it more then Poles.

Is the living proof that the church should never be involved in Politics.

Polish people are stubborn yet very friendly! Also no one cooks better than a Polish grandma. Not that you’ll ever the receipt. And everyone has that one uncle that makes the best alcohol drinks ever.

As of 2017 Poland has gone back to the Middle Ages. Any day now anyone from the LGBT community will be burned at the stakes, if you just want to loosen the laws regarding abortion you join them. Also if the economic laws keep on as they are before the virus kills them, their economy will be killed by the government.

That’s what you get when the TRUE ruler is a duck. A DUCK!

Someone: Wow this country is beautiful! Let’s move here!

Someone 2: NO. ITS POLAND !
LGBT representative: *burns alive* yeah maybe let’s no stay here!!!

Poland by CR_ April 27, 2020

Poland 

The first country to defeat the Soviet Union in war. The country that defeated the Teutonic knights, ending German supremacy for hundreds of years. The occupied nation with the largest Nazi resistance movement in World War II. The first Eastern Bloc country to break free of communism. The second country in the world with a written constitution (after the U.S.), and the first in Europe.

Not to mention their rather extremely beautiful women.

I'm not Polish, but they've got one of the most interesting histories in the world.

Poland by mtrisk August 13, 2005

i took the wock to poland 

adverbe: taking the "wock" (essentially lean) to the country of poland

lil yachty: i took the wock to poland

internet: this is the pinnacle of comedy!

i took the wock to poland by genericnpc09751 October 16, 2022

Poland 

Poland is a central european country with recent questionable decisions

Hey man should we stop cutting down this forest in poland?
nO tHE WiLd BeETlEs aRe EAtiNg tHe tREeS

Poland by I like to achoo February 15, 2019

poland 

Wonderful country in eastern Europe. Good food also. Some of the most intelligent people I know are from poland. Very nice country.

Polish chicks are hot

poland by australian February 27, 2005