2 definitions by General Tao

Polend

Something you must never forget. John F. Kerry lost the 2004 presidential election because he did. Usually accompanied by loud noise and flickering images. Very popular on YTMND. Also spelled Polynd or Polund (rare). Not to be confused with Poland.

John F. Kerry: When we went in, there where three countries: Great Britain, Australia, and the United States. That's not a Grand Coalition. We can do better.

George W. Bush: Well, actually, you forgot POLEND.

John F. Kerry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by General Tao September 12, 2007

Polynd

Similar to Polend, but twice as nice. Also related to Polund.

Well, actually, he forgot POLYND POLYND POLYND POLYND POLYND etc.

by General Tao May 25, 2007