poled

To have incurred horrible pain to the the genital region, usually in males, by a cylindrical, vertical structure often referred to as a pole.

The guys poled Chau the other day. LMAO

by The Beholder of Truth March 27, 2005

Poled

Having excruciating pain in the genital area after colliding with a cylindrical object (a.k.a. a water bottle)

Did you see the VTuber who got poled on stream by a water bottle?

by Fiiian August 12, 2024

Poled

Police mafia judgement where the person is "raped" with a police battering ram.

He's fucked, they poled him.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

Poled up

Someone who got a firearm aka pistol on them

Yo im poled up right now incase some funny shit happens

by NY Nigga September 29, 2020

Poled her

Get a girl pregnant

You hear that Laura is pregnant ?

Yeah i heard that Bobby poled her last month.

by Young Proudy June 26, 2019

poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.

Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork

by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023

Flag Poled

To have anal sex and the giver lifts the receiver off of his/her feet by only using the erect penis.

Me and my friend Emani were having great anal sex then he flag poled me and took me to another part of the room.

by Anny B. March 12, 2007