Pokemonism

Pokemonism was an intellectual movement established in the 1990s headed by Professor Oak which got all the historians SHOOK.

My lecture was about the impact of Pokemonism on capitalist society. It was super effective!

by Shookism May 6, 2018

Facebook Pokemoning

Spending time on facebook adding people to friend list just to collect some, and not particularly cause you know them.

Computer : Suggestion : Johnny Smith - add as friend

Facebookpokemaniac : Gotta catchem'all !!! ***clicks on Johnny Smith***

This is facebook pokemoning.

by akafimmy July 14, 2009

Pokemoning

Pokemoning (also spelled "Pokémoning") is the act of dating multiple partners (or having multiple friends) in order to collect all the desired traits that's very likely to not exist in one single individual. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."

Person 1: "Okay. I have my Sex Idiot, my Intellectual/Sophisticated Girl, my Tomboy FWB, and my Aging Squirtle. Who else am I missing?"
Person 2: "Pokemoning, I assume?"
Person 1: "Yeah. What do you think about a Crazy Tattooed Goth Chick?"
Person 2: "Gee, how many 'Pokemons' do you have?"
Person 1: "Oh, silly. The plural of Pokemon IS 'Pokemon.'"

by M.Powell October 18, 2012

Pokemoning

Pokemoning - the act of hunting for pokemon especially in pokemon go.
To avidly search out pokemon and hunt them.

Bro lets go pokemoning tomorrow

- Ok well go to NYC, theyre bound to have Pokemon

by BlackAlpaca1 July 11, 2016

Legendary Pokemons

Gender-less creatures that cannot breed with dittos. Awesome power, but can't damn breed. Probably virgins but some have a certain gender. Humans capture them into small capsules for fun and then use them for battle and nearly kill them over and over just for their entertainment.

Kid: I have every Legendary Pokemons ever made!

Kid 2: Hacker dick.

by mystareeh June 2, 2011

Pokemones

Pokemones are Chilean youth outfitted with the latest clothing and technological gadgets. Their look is androgynous and exaggerated: clad in low-slung, tight-fitting jeans, both boys and girls wear multiple piercings, dyed and waxed hair, and thick black eyeliner. They have their own Web sites, even their own slang

We're not for anything, but we're not against anything, either—well, except our parents getting mad at us for being Pokemones

by sharen miche May 14, 2008

Pokemoning

The act of playing Pokemon Go

Those people are pokemoning

by Cragler July 14, 2016