Pokémong 

A Pokémon Go player who unsuspectingly walks into street furniture whilst trying to catch a Pokémon.

Haha that Pokémong just walked into a lamp post!

Pokémong by Parkinafaso July 12, 2016

Pokemong 

"Pokemong" is a name given to someone who loves Pokemon so much, that he/she's becoming incredibly annoying and everyone just wants to avoid that person.
This is seen as an addition to the given name, "Mong"; But as pokemon is included into the equation: It's more... offensive and exact.
A "Pokemong" is usually located between the ages of 6 and 12, but there have been cases of people aged 20 or above to be one!
*A group of Pokemongs are referenced as "Pokemongae".*

Person 1: Hey dudes! Did you see the the Pokemon Movie in the cinema yet?? IT..IS...AMAZING! Mewtwo is just sooo cool, I got him on card! Who's your favourite pokemon? Is it.. Charmander, Squirtle, Charizard, Evee?? Or maybe...

Person 2: You are such a Pokemong now, Ash. Get with the times, Yu-Gi-Oh is the best!

Pokemong by Ogran January 6, 2010

pokemon cards 

A type of card smuggling operation in primary schools where students trade cards on the dark web of the school while whiny year 1s complain about how they wanted tradebacks

Joey: What pokemon cards you got to trade

Bob: Mega Primal magikarp gx ex
Joey: You got a sleeve for that so I can SLIP it in?

pokemon cards by ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ʙɪɢ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ B I G May 1, 2019

pokemon url 

A group of elite bloggers on Tumblr. Most blogs with Pokemon URLs are mainly inactive (dubbed as "hoarded" in Tumblr-speak) while others range from being hipster blogs to personal blogs with some sort of Redux-theme edit. They hold secret meetings and parties every weekend, where they get together and take a shot for each time someone begs for a Pokemon URL within Tumblr's "#pokemon url" tag. During the weekdays, they band together and defend their statuses within the aforementioned tag-- bringing those who post unironic selfies to justice, trying to knock some sense into people willing to deal cash for a URL, constantly upholding the "it's just a URL!!" mantra (when everybody and their mothers know that's a load a bull).

if u have a pokemon url then ure a part of the pokeurl gang 2k12/3 ride or die

pokemon url by pokeurluser January 28, 2013

pokemon daycare 

A place where pokemon have sex

Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!

Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.

*Meanwhile*

Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*

pokemon daycare by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017

Pokémon Fetish 

sexual attraction or a fetish towards Pokémon. may or may not include other fetishes involving Pokémon.

he likes Pokémon sex, I like Pokémon sex, we have a Pokémon Fetish

Pokémon Fetish by Arceus777 May 8, 2014

pokemon url 

Tag used to name people with Pokémon names/words in their URL on Tumblr. However, most of these people only consider pokemon url people with canon Pokémon names as their url; like Pikachu, Mew, Arceus, etc. Also about 60% of the people in that tag only use it to bash against canon pokemon url owners for thinking they're better than the rest.

"I just looked through all the pokemon urls. They’re all taken."
"Who cares about canon pokemon urls, i have gengars, pik4chu, and hydreigoon."
"All i want is a canon pokemon url like Arceus, Xerneas, Kyurem, Mewtwo or Jirachi."

pokemon url by arceus February 11, 2013