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Porn poetry.

A poem which has very erotic context. Is used for masturbation by intelligent people.
Teacher: Have you ever published something?
Girl: Poern
Poern by sladkgjnSKJN May 26, 2014
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When a sleepy guy or girl gets in the mood, they commonly type poen.

They might try to find porn - and fail. Could possibly be you - who got curious when they saw the link.
Lol, I am so horny. I need to watch some poen.
Poen by The Secret Riddle April 23, 2012
Related Words
A mix between "For" and "Pwning"
Julian: Say "Grannys are for pwning n00bs!"

Granny: Grannys are Pernonin n00bs!

Julian: *Facepalm*
Pernonin by DrewpyDog7 November 8, 2011
When someone gets sick from the food at a restaurant and then complains to the city health authority resulting in the restaurant getting shut down.
Karen plerned the Thai restaurant where she ate a dodgy Pad-Thai.
plerned by bacterialgrapefruit September 19, 2019

pernilla 

Humane, sociable, emotional and sensitive, Pernilla is a woman who is feminine and charming, eager to please, sensitive, intuitive and a dreamer. She´s an idealist who could be attracted by large social, community and humanitarian movements, in which she is capable of investing herself. She craves varied and frequent personal experiences and when moved by a cause she is capable of mobilizing all of her courage and energy, just as she is of making sacrifices, in order to achieve her goals. She likes change, diversity and travel. She is a bohemian at heart and her freedom is sacred. She is sexy and romantic and has a generous spirit. She will give everyone a second chance. Just don´t expect her to ever be an "accomplished housewife"!
“That girl is so charming, I bet she is a Pernilla”
pernilla by townhouse April 6, 2018
Rebecca has a pernus
pernus by Thestrangelittlenubby November 9, 2013
Something you type in when you are really tired but still want to masturbate, so you accidentally hit "e" instead of "r".
Bro, the other day I accidentally typed in "poen" instead of "porn" cause i was so tired.
Poen by vIncept June 6, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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