Pernis 

The extra material on trousers etc, making it look as if your penis is sticking out.

"Dude, is that your nob?" "No, it's my pernis."

Pernis by Alf & Benj April 22, 2008

PERNIS 

when you goofy to hard and pee in your insides. Do you like? Raste out of 10 mamas, send me queef vids too plz <333

"I pernis!!!!" said mama waky, "uh oh, we better get uyou cleaned up? Do it queef???"

PERNIS by Farth!!! May 17, 2022

Pernis 

The redneck way of saying "penis"

Redneck 1: Shoot, you know what I gots from that there store of mine? I gots me a pernis in one o' dem fancy boxes.

Redneck 2: no darn way, can i borrow that there fancy pernis? Mines done broke.

Pernis by Slang-O- October 22, 2010

pernis 

a high-quality top notch penis of coarse

man cody has suck a big pernis

pernis by gnrredneck August 30, 2003

pernis 

a nerds penis

im a nerd, so im cool cuz i spell things wrong, did i mention im a homo?

pernis by COCk June 10, 2003

pernis 

A sexual desire to mate with a goldfish

Dude why are you staring at that fish so intently? Do you have pernis?

pernis by hotchicknumberone November 23, 2010

pernis 

a large penis. enuf sed f00.

i have a pernis.

pernis by j00 know March 17, 2003