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Podreader 

Used to describe the nerdiest of readers. Those which revel in rain and tea and the infamous podchair, which is where their name is derived. They most likely have an obsession with cats and BTS. They also have no friends due to their choice to exist purely in their pod chairs.
Omg, Kiera is such a podreader... She won't stop talking about friggen Suga!!!
Podreader by Manly man dude September 17, 2018
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The Podracer

A sexual position that's about as pleasant for the receiving partner as "Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones" was to the public. This position is similar to doggy style, except the catchers arms are behind their back, like the handles of a podracer. Infrequently, the penetrating party will stop and say "Looks like young Skywalker has stalled!" while putting their thumb up the receiving party's ass, mimicking Anakin trying to restart his podracer. During climax, the penetrator donkey punches their partner and yells, as loud as possible, "Now this is podracing!"
Cody: Bro Stacey is crazy! she let me give her the podracer on the second date!
Sam: did you stall her engines?
Cody: Yeah it took me at least 3 minutes to start it back up again. She's totally wild!
The Podracer by skcfan16 January 7, 2019
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Podracer 

A seat attached tho two jet-turbine engine's.Used for racing.
wow, that podracer looks super fast.
Podracer by Lazav (shapeshifter) September 23, 2019

Podeater 

A person most likely a millennial that either partakes in the eating of Tide pods on a dare ( TidePod Challenge) or lacks the mental capacity to make logical capacity to tie their own shoes.
OMG did you see Trudeau trying to answer that question about ethics?

He is such a Podeater!!!
Podeater by Leo D'enviro-NO January 20, 2018
It is said of the woman who takes pictures with books even without needing to know how to read but with the right filter and a good angle of her breasts. (Pornstar + Reader)
The new book that the preader has in the photo is upside down, but hell, what good lighting is the one that has its left breast.
Preader by lionheartsq June 4, 2017
It is said of the woman who takes pictures with books even without needing to know how to read but with the right filter and a good angle of her breasts. (Pornstar + Reader)
The new book that the preader has in the photo is upside down, but hell, what good lighting is the one that has its left breast.
Preader by lionheartsq June 5, 2017
It is said of the woman who takes pictures with books even without needing to know how to read but with the right filter and a good angle of her breasts. (Pornstar + Reader)
The new book that the preader has in the photo is upside down, but hell, what good lighting is the one that has its left breast.
preader by lionheartsq June 16, 2017