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Polarity Oscillation Orbit
The hyper-accelerating movement of Earth's magnetic north pole due to the increased presence of densely concentrated methane in the atmosphere.
{Since the early 1800's, scientists have tracked the ongoing movement of the magnetic north pole. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit (P.O.O.) was coincidentally discovered by a globally recognized audio engineer, Sir Laramie Todd and his visionary studio lab research colleague, Duke Robert Rite of Dungville. In the early 1990s, Sir Laramie recorded a new orbital sound waveform stemming from low frequency feedback captured in a Duke Rite bass guitar track. Sir Laramie took the clip from the Duke, triangulated the distinct properties related to the frequency, velocity and peaks of the Duke's clip and recognized that feedback patterns were spontaneously and abruptly profound during the Duke's output, specifically after ingesting a Filibertos burrito and flagilating convulsively in the direction of the speaker. Through his unique study, Sir Laramie proved the effects of methane gas on microphone magnetic fields. The Duke hypothesized that too much methane, when interacting with iron, causes polar instability on a grand scale. Thus, P.O.O. was born with the rationale that human overpopulation and the extensive quantity of excrement, causes the north pole to oscillate in a predictable pattern, with velocity and speed influenced by the proportionate concentration of methane in the atmosphere.
{Since the early 1800's, scientists have tracked the ongoing movement of the magnetic north pole. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit (P.O.O.) was coincidentally discovered by a globally recognized audio engineer, Sir Laramie Todd and his visionary studio lab research colleague, Duke Robert Rite of Dungville. In the early 1990s, Sir Laramie recorded a new orbital sound waveform stemming from low frequency feedback captured in a Duke Rite bass guitar track. Sir Laramie took the clip from the Duke, triangulated the distinct properties related to the frequency, velocity and peaks of the Duke's clip and recognized that feedback patterns were spontaneously and abruptly profound during the Duke's output, specifically after ingesting a Filibertos burrito and flagilating convulsively in the direction of the speaker. Through his unique study, Sir Laramie proved the effects of methane gas on microphone magnetic fields. The Duke hypothesized that too much methane, when interacting with iron, causes polar instability on a grand scale. Thus, P.O.O. was born with the rationale that human overpopulation and the extensive quantity of excrement, causes the north pole to oscillate in a predictable pattern, with velocity and speed influenced by the proportionate concentration of methane in the atmosphere.
1. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit is expected to extend into Siberia by 2040.
2. Humans are creating P.O.O. because of their poo.
3. Dude, lets dial in the bottom end of the bass recording today. Go get some Filibertos and prep yourself.
2. Humans are creating P.O.O. because of their poo.
3. Dude, lets dial in the bottom end of the bass recording today. Go get some Filibertos and prep yourself.
Polarity Oscillation Orbit by Charitable Disguise December 23, 2019
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Podari • Polari • Polaris bro • Pocari Sweat • polarize • Podavin • polaric • polarisist • Polaris slingshot • polarity
torsonic polarity syndrome
torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.
A very serious condition.
A very serious condition.
A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.
A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.
A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.
torsonic polarity syndrome by Welsh21 February 2, 2012
Reverse the Polarity
Reverse the Polarity by Bill Donovan November 3, 2006
Polaris Bro
Polaris Bro by clownakii August 10, 2021
Podar
A colloquial gang phrase originating from one of the most pretentious vicinities in Mumbai, which refers to a place where the big bitch, Dr Vandana Lallu( Big Lallu ) stares at her mirror all day. Populations originating from a vicinity such as Podar International are most likely drug addicts or spoiled rich kids( also drug addicts)
Person 1: Oh you’re from Podar International?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Can i have some drugs?
Person 2: .......how many grams?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Can i have some drugs?
Person 2: .......how many grams?
Podar by travis sneaker allah December 16, 2020
Oh you are far too generous Pondarian
Definition- Dear friends, in honor of Kasius presenting the Destroyer of Worlds, I too, have brought a rare delicacy, for everyone's enjoyment... Fresh Xandarian snail! "Oh you are far too generous Pondarian!"
Oh you are far too generous Pondarian by Jack Snax November 22, 2018
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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