polaric 

Polaric is a derriviative of the word "polarity" used contextually to create disparate contrast between to polar opposites.

Girl: Hey can I try a sip of ur martini? Ewww that tastes awful!
Boy: Well ur sipping on an espresso sweet martini. U can't go from there to my glass of peaty scotch that's just too polaric.

polaric by lovical February 28, 2010

Polaric 

When events/people in the world keep changing

"Wow bro one day it's hot the next day it's freezing it's so polaric out here."

Polaric by Barry macokinher September 22, 2017

Polarity Oscillation Orbit 

The hyper-accelerating movement of Earth's magnetic north pole due to the increased presence of densely concentrated methane in the atmosphere.

{Since the early 1800's, scientists have tracked the ongoing movement of the magnetic north pole. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit (P.O.O.) was coincidentally discovered by a globally recognized audio engineer, Sir Laramie Todd and his visionary studio lab research colleague, Duke Robert Rite of Dungville. In the early 1990s, Sir Laramie recorded a new orbital sound waveform stemming from low frequency feedback captured in a Duke Rite bass guitar track. Sir Laramie took the clip from the Duke, triangulated the distinct properties related to the frequency, velocity and peaks of the Duke's clip and recognized that feedback patterns were spontaneously and abruptly profound during the Duke's output, specifically after ingesting a Filibertos burrito and flagilating convulsively in the direction of the speaker. Through his unique study, Sir Laramie proved the effects of methane gas on microphone magnetic fields. The Duke hypothesized that too much methane, when interacting with iron, causes polar instability on a grand scale. Thus, P.O.O. was born with the rationale that human overpopulation and the extensive quantity of excrement, causes the north pole to oscillate in a predictable pattern, with velocity and speed influenced by the proportionate concentration of methane in the atmosphere.

1. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit is expected to extend into Siberia by 2040.
2. Humans are creating P.O.O. because of their poo.
3. Dude, lets dial in the bottom end of the bass recording today. Go get some Filibertos and prep yourself.

Polarity Oscillation Orbit by Charitable Disguise December 23, 2019

torsonic polarity syndrome 

torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.

A very serious condition.

A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.

A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.

torsonic polarity syndrome by Welsh21 February 2, 2012

Reverse the Polarity

The ultimate solution to just about any problem in life.

"our hyperdrive is down! There's only one thing to fix it.... REVERSE THE POLARITY!"

Reverse the Polarity by Bill Donovan November 3, 2006

Polaris Bro 

It's just polaris bro

Virgin breadbatch hater: bruh what does polaris mean?

Chad breadbatch enjoyer: it's just polaris bro

Polaris Bro by clownakii August 10, 2021

Poloricals 

When politics becomes pure cringe

Trevor "bro did you watch the debate last night?"
Frank "poloricals is pure cringe"

Poloricals by gaystupidfk March 10, 2020