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Teabag pocketwatch 

When you teabag a person in the sun and hold your dick up like a sundial.
Hit this person with a teabag pocketwatch and it was 3:30 with a chance of sweaty eyelids

patches go on pockets 

simple rule fashion rule patch makers came up with in the 80s. Like when in doubt do this. type of saying
A - damn i don know where to put these embroidered patches

B - you know what they, say patches go on pockets!