Pocket Hand 

(Noun) A term used to describe the first two cards that are dealt to an individual player, by the dealer, in Texas Hold'em.

My pocket hand was an eight and a two; I'm probably going to fold if anyone raise.

Pocket Hand by OlFashioned November 14, 2013

inside-of-pocket hand-clasp 

What ya do when ya wanna hold hands "skin-to-skin" wif yer hunnybunny while strolling around town together, but it's cold outside and so ya both have to wear gloves. What ya do is to simply "share" one pair of gloves between the two of you (put the left glove on your left hand and the right glove on yer companion's right hand), interlace the fingers of yer bare right hand with those of your sweetie's left hand, and then tuck your clasped hands inside your right jacket-pocket to keep both hands warm.

Doing da inside-of-pocket hand-clasp is usually okay for short periods of time, but eventually one or both of you may start to get a wrist-cramp from the slightly awkward grasp-angle, or your upper wrists may begin to get chilly from being partially exposed to the cold air. If the latter issue is the case, wearing a flock-lined pullover-hoodie can sometimes eliminate this discomfort, since this style of garment will usually have a nice long horizontal pocket that's specifically intended for "storing" your hands, and so you can both "burrow" your hands a lot "deeper" inside the jacket's thick cloth "tunnel" and thus have all of your wrist-skin covered.

inside-of-pocket hand-clasp by QuacksO October 22, 2018

Left-Hand Pocket Launcher

The act of secretly masturbating with your left hand in your left pocket, pocket launcher being an obvious term.

It works the same for right handed people but it does not have the same effect.

kid 1: hey man! that substitute teacher was soo hot!

kid 2: i know, i fired off a left-hand pocket launcher while everyone was silent reading.

Left-Hand Pocket Launcher by fenderbass7 September 20, 2009

Hand Pocket Dancer 

A person who stays in a area not exceeding 2 square meters dancing in a combination of dips, twirls, fancy footwork and other kick ass moves whilst keeping his hands in his pockets at all times. Eye contact from spectators only serves to spur the hand pocket dancer on, although all comes to an end once his wife comes back from the toilet. From then on the hand pocket dancer appears like any other normal drinker propping up the bar.

"Hand Pocket dancer's off again!"

Hand Pocket Dancer by lucyt October 18, 2008

back-hand pocket jerking

twisting your hand backwards, putting it in your pocket, and stimulating yourself.

Yesterday, I twisted my wrist whilst back-hand pocket jerking.

back-hand pocket jerking by Wrinkle man March 23, 2026

[Hand to Pocket disease] 

a person who has a hard time paying for things, not for lack of money, but lack of wanting to spend their own money.

"last night I went out with JT and once again got stuck with the bill."
"Uh oh, he might have caught Hand to Pocket disease, I hear it has been going around"

[Hand to Pocket disease] by Hope Snow February 21, 2009

hand in pocket 

(Noun.) The act of fisting an anus for sexually gratification for either the fister and/or the fistee.

Adam was home and had nothing to do. His parents came into his room and found he had his hand in pocket.

hand in pocket by Abudaia March 4, 2017