Poboern

That one gay friend that acctually is straight. He fools the girls by pretending to be gay, but then it turns out he's actually straight and fuck ur mom. #OhFuck

1. person: Hey i fucked ur mom
2. Person: i thougt u were gay
1. Person: i am
2. Person: u are such a Poboern

by LilPobo123316969 October 9, 2018

Poobernugget

A piece of feces, that when you see it you cant tell which direction it was reliesed from the anus. It doesnt have the regular long, skinny, kind of snakeish looking form, it just looks like a brown, or other color, figure.

Dude i went to pinch one off in the airport before i missed my plane, but in the stall i found a big ass poobernugget, it kinda looked like george bush, but it didnt have that regular turd figure.

by jaybulls35 April 7, 2009

poobernating

Poobernating The act of sitting on the toilet until your legs go numb. Usually with a phone or tablet.

Dad’s been poobernating since getting home for work.

by Sdumas29 May 25, 2018

poobernating

The act of taking materials into a bathroom intending to spend an appreciable amount time on the toilet. Usually accompanied by a phone tablet but books and magazines may be used. Poobernating is complete once one or both legs have gone numb.

If you can’t find dad, try the bathroom. He’s been poobernating since he got home from work. He may need to have his legs amputated.

by Sdumas29 May 26, 2018