Pobias

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Pobias is every girl's dream guy because he is a perfect mix of Percy Jackson and Tobias Eaton. Too bad ladies, he likes Trisabeth....

Pobias does NOT own a shirt

Wow, I wish I could date Pobias
Pobias is so hawt.

Pobias by Pobias and Trisabeth for life June 4, 2017

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Phobias

Famous tumblr blogger. He goes by the name of Jono and he has the best blog ever. You can also follow him on Instagram @jono_mannes !! He has a great face and a great sense of humor.

- do you follow phobias on tumblr?
- of course I do! Who doesn't?? I also follow him on IG. He's hella cute and hella rad.
- I know omg

Phobias by Eat pizza June 17, 2014

phobias

Extremely exaggerated and irrational fears of things. Arachniphobia is an extreme and irrational fear of spiders. Someone suffering from this will either run terrified from the sight of it or possibly pass out and faint from pure fear.

I am extremely happy that I do not have ANY phobias. You should be too, unless you do have one, then your just an irrational pussy. Get over it.

phobias by Jamie 'Casper' Spaulding April 27, 2008

podias

a term used to describe a man with a large penis, usually fantasizes about women of the asian decent.

podias may also be used to describe a very black man.

yo thats podias over there.

podias by the_man_who_sells_crack October 15, 2008

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You're bored. We get it.

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poiasdmnbqwertyfghjklzxcv by papitochi March 15, 2022

Phobias

A very amazing and popular blog on tumblr. The blogger's name is Jono, male, 6"6, Most likely has a big dick yay. I mean, everybody should be following him, if you aren't , i now have a phobia of you (hehe)
Follow him now because hes gorgeous and deserves your fucking follow. Dont have tumblr?
Make one and follow him. Ill give you 20$ bucks.

"Hey george, are you following phobias on tumblr?"

"Yes i am! He super cool and id give him a blow job! No homo tho!"

"What about you curtis?"

"What the fuck no who is that"

"FUCKING JESUS CHRIST HERES A TALL GLASS OF HOLY WATER"

Phobias by Hadnts June 17, 2014

Pobtas

A person who owes someone money like Charles

Charles is really pobtas because he owes me 10$

Pobtas by TUpeds October 25, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026