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Phobias

Famous tumblr blogger. He goes by the name of Jono and he has the best blog ever. You can also follow him on Instagram @jono_mannes !! He has a great face and a great sense of humor.
- do you follow phobias on tumblr?
- of course I do! Who doesn't?? I also follow him on IG. He's hella cute and hella rad.
- I know omg
by Eat pizza June 17, 2014
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phobias

Extremely exaggerated and irrational fears of things. Arachniphobia is an extreme and irrational fear of spiders. Someone suffering from this will either run terrified from the sight of it or possibly pass out and faint from pure fear.
I am extremely happy that I do not have ANY phobias. You should be too, unless you do have one, then your just an irrational pussy. Get over it.
by Jamie 'Casper' Spaulding April 27, 2008
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Phobias

A very amazing and popular blog on tumblr. The blogger's name is Jono, male, 6"6, Most likely has a big dick yay. I mean, everybody should be following him, if you aren't , i now have a phobia of you (hehe)
Follow him now because hes gorgeous and deserves your fucking follow. Dont have tumblr?
Make one and follow him. Ill give you 20$ bucks.
"Hey george, are you following phobias on tumblr?"

"Yes i am! He super cool and id give him a blow job! No homo tho!"

"What about you curtis?"

"What the fuck no who is that"

"FUCKING JESUS CHRIST HERES A TALL GLASS OF HOLY WATER"
by Hadnts June 17, 2014
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Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia

The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.
Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"
by SimpCity December 15, 2019
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jake paul phobia

A fear of the cancerous youtuber Jake Paul coming to your house to start dabbing on them haters
Jake Paul Phobia scared Jimmy from watching YouTube
by Tobiathin September 16, 2017
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cop-phobia

The fear of law enforcement types. A dread of any police. Paranoia towards a badge and gun carrier.
As the driver glanced into the rear view mirror while waiting for a red light to turn green, they saw a patrol car pulling up behind them. Instantly their cop-phobia kicked in.
by jpg3 September 16, 2015
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