Poats

a short slang term for the cigarettes that are most commonly associated with black people,newPOATS! yeaahh

"yo,bro can i bum one of dem Poats ? "
"naw man dis mah last one"

by Thing. March 2, 2009

POATS

Firstly used as a nickname for the big PM to describe her uniqueness meaning how much of a mess/twat she is.

"She's heavy POATS"

by polkat July 29, 2015

Gator Posts

As in instigator. Instigating posts made intentionally to piss you off. Not to be confused with trolls and their damn trolling, gator posts are done by someone PRETENDING to be against something. A gator touches a keyboard to push buttons for control of your mind or a thread.

Those "Justin Beiber is gay!" gator posts are from his biggest secret admirers!

by Summerbees February 14, 2012

tea patsies

people who mindlessly believe the kooky stuff the right wing dispenses.

The tea patsies believe the President is not a U.S. citizen.

by mbullock January 18, 2011

PHATSASSY

PHATSASSY is someone who is PHAT and SASSY
PHAT-Pretty Hot And Tempting
SASSY-possessing the attitude of someone endowed with an ungodly amount of cool.

This Shit is so PHATSASSY...

by PHATSASSY May 6, 2007

Gay Poots

The aftermath of getting your booty-hole rammed so hard by another homosexual, it forces air so deep in your anal canal and comes out by way of forceful farts.

Bro, I got my fudge packed so deep last night that I woke up with a severe case of gay poots.

by CountShaftula June 26, 2020

Poans

The phonetic spelling of the Internet slang "pwns"

"Whoa dude that guy poans in Call of Duty"

by Contrist July 19, 2017