Pnaddled 

Pnaddled is a combination of the words pwned and paddled, and is meant to be used in extreme situations of pwnage in gaming and sports environments. Pnaddled can also be used when someone is burned by an insult or joke. The word was invented by Jaymanator (Xbox live gamertag).

Jaymanator headshots an opponent. --> "Pnaddled!"

Jaymantor says "Come back when they drop!" Opponent leaves the server. --> "Pnaddled!"

Pnaddled by A Dragon Reborn December 15, 2008

paddledick 

A boner so hard that it can be used to play ping pong.

"That guy is playing without pants!"
"Yeah, he is dominating the competition with his paddledick."

paddledick by Ayysnax March 25, 2014

paddled 

to be striked in the ass with a cricket paddle.
this mostly happens to boys entering grade 10
and most receive 3 strikes on there bottom.

Jim:Hey Bob did you see what happened to Bill?
Bob:O yes I did he got paddled like the bitch he is.

paddled by Adam Dixon July 14, 2006

Cock Paddled 

The female equivalent of being "Pussy Whipped."

Abandons her friends and makes excuses to be with her man.

Annette: OMG, STACY! You always leave me for him... you are so cock paddled.

Stacy: Like OMG, not even, we just have the flu again... and we have homework to do.

Cock Paddled by pervyninja January 4, 2012

paddleduck.com 

I am Aunt Julie and I wrote my 1st book. A collection of short stories growing up in Texas. I had 4 sisters so we have lots to share. My grandfather said I looked like a duck paddling in the water when I went swimming. That is how I became Paddleduck. My stories are for the young and young at heart. I started out writing for children but the adults are the ones asking for more.

paddleduck.com -At the end of the summer Uncle Albert drove us back to Houston and he didn't like to wear shoes. He said he like to let his toes breathe. My mother said he had smelly feet. Teresa cooked spaghetti, lasagna, beans and rice, roast or chicken and potatoes. When she cooked her roast it looked like a log. When she fried her chicken it looked like it was boiled. Grandpa said a big catfish was living in the car. He thought it would be easy to catch it coming out the window. He told Aunt Carolyn to go on the other side of the car and close the door. That fish was so smart that he locked the doors and rolled up the windows.

paddleduck.com by paddleduck.com May 29, 2011

paddled 

when you get beat very bad in a competition

I completely paddled you in that race

paddled by imakeupwordsforfun August 6, 2025

author paddleduck 

Aunt Julie is the author of Paddleduck Julie, A little girl from Texas. First time publisher of children's books about her childhood in Texas. This is a collection of lively short stories for the young and young at heart.

Author Paddleduck is an adventurous and mischievous girl who likes to have fun. Paddleduck did not want to go to school. Paddleduck was getting ready to start the school year. She had to catch the bus early to get to school on time and be ready to start at 8:00 AM. She begged her mom not to make her go. Lo and behold, she heard a commotion outside. She went to look out the window, and all her friends were playing at the bus stop. YES! Paddleduck was ready to join her friends. Her mom handed her lunch bag to her, and off she went.

author paddleduck by author paddleduck June 13, 2011