Definitions by pervyninja

Cock Whip 

When you surprise her with your hardened member covered in Cool Whip or generic whipped topping.

Step One: Take the lid off the whip.
Two: Put your junk in that whip.
Three: Make her lick off the whip

and that's the way you do Cock Whip!

Cock Whip by pervyninja January 4, 2012

Cock Paddled 

The female equivalent of being "Pussy Whipped."

Abandons her friends and makes excuses to be with her man.

Annette: OMG, STACY! You always leave me for him... you are so cock paddled.

Stacy: Like OMG, not even, we just have the flu again... and we have homework to do.

Cock Paddled by pervyninja January 4, 2012