pervyninja's definitions

Cock Paddled

The female equivalent of being "Pussy Whipped."

Abandons her friends and makes excuses to be with her man.

Annette: OMG, STACY! You always leave me for him... you are so cock paddled.

Stacy: Like OMG, not even, we just have the flu again... and we have homework to do.

by pervyninja January 4, 2012

Cock Whip

When you surprise her with your hardened member covered in Cool Whip or generic whipped topping.

Step One: Take the lid off the whip.
Two: Put your junk in that whip.
Three: Make her lick off the whip

and that's the way you do Cock Whip!

by pervyninja January 4, 2012