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Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'loogie'. Consists of a frothy dollop of semen that the woman pushes out post sex.
"Enough cuddling. I've been holding your cum in for five minutes, I need to go ploog."
Ploog by MooHen July 25, 2020
Related Words
Pluoo ploopy ploops ploof Ploob plook ploo ploot ploon plood
Dude, she sucked me off and I ploozed so hard in her mouth!
ploozed by Ploozy May 15, 2016
A poop that shoots out of your ass and splashes in the toilet.
My butt was well lubed today! It's ploop ploop ploop!

plootnus 

It's a universal term that describes anything your imagination can come up with. It isn't necessarily good or bad. It's just plootnus.
Damn gurl, you lookin plootnus in that dress.

I feel plootnus today so I'm skipping school and making cookies with you.
plootnus by Plooty in my Booty March 11, 2014
A socially awkward, often light-haired and pale, boy. Often runs unnecessarily around school and plays squash/fencing.
Our music teacher is such a fucking ploont man.
Ploont by superstraightdave January 17, 2010

ploog noog 

I feel like a big fat Ploog Noog.
Have a look at you ya bloody Ploog Noog
ploog noog by Tgreig September 23, 2017