Plum king 

Performing cunnilingus while defecating

Pooping and eating a bitch out? Like a plum king? That's nasty!

Plum king by dan smccock January 14, 2015

king plum 

When a girl gives a blowjob whilst releasing her bowels.

I heard Jeanine gives great head. I heard that to but her king plums are awful.

king plum by Dan Smccock December 11, 2013

King plum 

A man bout 6’0 with a heart of gold and a severe addiction to cocaine.

Hahaha king plum = blue fish

King plum by Doggo526 June 27, 2022

An in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation 

Two songs that sound extremely similar but different at the same time

"Dude, these two songs sound similar yet different at the same time"
"That's an in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation

An in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation by Expressionism Empress May 1, 2023

Plumking 

A man (or woman with a strap on) who adores plums so much they crush several consecutively, after removing the stone, with their appendage for sexual gratification.

Went to Asda and saw some fresh plums. I could help but Plumking everywhere... I'm banned now.

Plumking by KXpoonanandtang December 1, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019