fanny custard

a thick gloopy discharge with a strong odour. The colour is a bright yellow and is common amoung the more sexually active and slutty.
I can smell her fanny custard from here.
by KXpoonanandtang June 29, 2011
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Plumking

A man (or woman with a strap on) who adores plums so much they crush several consecutively, after removing the stone, with their appendage for sexual gratification.
Went to Asda and saw some fresh plums. I could help but Plumking everywhere... I'm banned now.
by KXpoonanandtang December 01, 2017
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