Definitions by KXpoonanandtang

Plumking 

A man (or woman with a strap on) who adores plums so much they crush several consecutively, after removing the stone, with their appendage for sexual gratification.

Went to Asda and saw some fresh plums. I could help but Plumking everywhere... I'm banned now.

Plumking by KXpoonanandtang December 1, 2017

fanny custard 

a thick gloopy discharge with a strong odour. The colour is a bright yellow and is common amoung the more sexually active and slutty.

I can smell her fanny custard from here.

fanny custard by KXpoonanandtang June 30, 2011