Ploux

Ploux is Ploux, a bird like being, king of smalls, ploux is known for having all the birds in his nest

was di seene bai ploux how the birdies them?

Ploux by Frank M. Porter June 12, 2013

Plous 

The only word that matters. Stemming from a most holy individual and commanding utmost respect, plous is interchangeable with bogue - and, on occasion, croak - and is simultaneously a noun, adjective, and verb. The connotation of plous depends entirely on its context, and the manner in which it is said. Plousing, to plous, to be ploused, I ploused, you ploused, he's a plous, she's a plous, that's a plous, they're a plous, I ploused her, they ploused me, I've been ploused, the weather is plousing, let's get ploused, stop plousing; although not an exhaustive list, each of these uses could indicate an infinitely wide variety of meanings.

The consumption of alcohol is, far and away, the most common catalyst for plous's usage. Utterances of plous scale linearly with beers shotgunned, and die tossed. Upon committing a booze-related error / blacking out, one is said to have taken a one-way trip to the House of Plous, Plousville, or The PlousHouse. More often than not, however, a negatively-connoted evening is simply referred to as "a plous", or that the individual involved "ploused".

The word should be used often and without restraint. Plous remains fodder for Instagram captions, comments, and bios. Conceptually, plous holds a metaphysical bond to Coors Light, Hamilton College, off-brand nicotine devices, 8-by-4 ft. plywood tables, Vyvanse, sun hats, Deep Eddy, pass / fail courses, and AliExpress basketball jerseys. Plous cannot be overused.

Person 1: I've had seventeen beers.
Person 2: Buzzteen. Stop plousing.

Person 1: I ploused last night.
Person 2: Who?

Person 1: I'm a walking plous.
Person 2: Aren't we all.

Plous by bundy behemoth May 12, 2021

Ploumark 

Tall skinny ginger with buzz cut

That guy is a ploumark

Ploumark by Blotteren69 April 19, 2021

Plous 

A term that has many connotations ranging from being a raging idiot, messing up an imperative task, or committing a deadly act of intercourse. Derived from a legendary figure.

A young neophyte proceeded on the walk of shame down to Bundy East after returning from a long session of plous in a freshman dormitory.

Plous by Saucy Schween April 18, 2021

Pluxing 

The act of going to Place Luxembourg, Brussels on a Thursday evening after work and getting trashed

R G - "Anyone pluxing tonight?"

S - "Why certainly R G, I wasn't aware there was anything to do on a Thursday night other than plux"

Pluxing by BXLXPAT August 27, 2013

Pluxury 

Mix from two worlds created by a Russian rapper named Boulevard Depo. It’s a mix of word luxury and world плак (pluk) witch translates to “cry”.

Pluxury is an expensive and sad lifestyle.

You can buy designer clothes but from a Secondhand, that’s pluxury

Pluxury by caddy.boy April 15, 2020

Ploughman's Lunch 

Cunnilingus, or the stimulation of the female genitals by a tongue, male or female.

Sally loved having her pussy licked so Steve would often have a ploughman's lunch.

Ploughman's Lunch by Nikki-D March 24, 2007