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Ploutering 

Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.
Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!
Ploutering by Splocious January 22, 2012

Ploitering 

(Verb) pretending to work when your not
He's ploitering
Ploitering by Harden_soul June 8, 2016

Plondering 

thinking about someone memories making your stomach flip. Listing to music and day dreaming about what could be. Missing the times you spend together and the conversation you had.
Plondering today feel unloved.
Plondering by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 6, 2019

pre-proffering perusal

A.k.a. "comments checking" --- i.e., da standard-consideration act of first scanning da typed entries dat other viewers have posted regarding a YouTube video or Facebook image before you yourself "state da fairly-obvious" from yer own keyboard, just in case one or more other similarly-observant/studious folks have also realized/opined similar info as you did, and have already mentioned it there; doing so not only saves space by not cluttering it up with multiple comments dat basically say da same thing, but it also saves you the trouble of composing a comment of your own.
Performing a "triple-P" --- i.e., pre-proffering perusal --- does not arbitrarily mean dat you have to forego da heady pleasure of adding a few words of yer own, of course, but it allows you da heads-up regarding what to write so as not to bore/irritate other readers --- i.e., you certainly can indeed be da one to point out something if no other presently-posted comments say it, but if you see a similar observation/opinion already posted, you should instead just perform da "mutually-Doctor-Feelgood" task of posting a "yeah, I was just gonna say that, too" approving acknowledgement on da first person's comment; it both allows you to gleefully voice your own piece and lets da first commenter know dat you agree with and praise his own literary composition.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026