Plou

Plou means amazing, but to the point the human mind can't comprehend

That movie was so PLOU

Plou by Jonathan strauss May 6, 2024

Plous 

The only word that matters. Stemming from a most holy individual and commanding utmost respect, plous is interchangeable with bogue - and, on occasion, croak - and is simultaneously a noun, adjective, and verb. The connotation of plous depends entirely on its context, and the manner in which it is said. Plousing, to plous, to be ploused, I ploused, you ploused, he's a plous, she's a plous, that's a plous, they're a plous, I ploused her, they ploused me, I've been ploused, the weather is plousing, let's get ploused, stop plousing; although not an exhaustive list, each of these uses could indicate an infinitely wide variety of meanings.

The consumption of alcohol is, far and away, the most common catalyst for plous's usage. Utterances of plous scale linearly with beers shotgunned, and die tossed. Upon committing a booze-related error / blacking out, one is said to have taken a one-way trip to the House of Plous, Plousville, or The PlousHouse. More often than not, however, a negatively-connoted evening is simply referred to as "a plous", or that the individual involved "ploused".

The word should be used often and without restraint. Plous remains fodder for Instagram captions, comments, and bios. Conceptually, plous holds a metaphysical bond to Coors Light, Hamilton College, off-brand nicotine devices, 8-by-4 ft. plywood tables, Vyvanse, sun hats, Deep Eddy, pass / fail courses, and AliExpress basketball jerseys. Plous cannot be overused.

Person 1: I've had seventeen beers.
Person 2: Buzzteen. Stop plousing.

Person 1: I ploused last night.
Person 2: Who?

Person 1: I'm a walking plous.
Person 2: Aren't we all.

Plous by bundy behemoth May 12, 2021

Ploumark 

Tall skinny ginger with buzz cut

That guy is a ploumark

Ploumark by Blotteren69 April 19, 2021

Plous 

A term that has many connotations ranging from being a raging idiot, messing up an imperative task, or committing a deadly act of intercourse. Derived from a legendary figure.

A young neophyte proceeded on the walk of shame down to Bundy East after returning from a long session of plous in a freshman dormitory.

Plous by Saucy Schween April 18, 2021

Ploughman's Lunch 

Cunnilingus, or the stimulation of the female genitals by a tongue, male or female.

Sally loved having her pussy licked so Steve would often have a ploughman's lunch.

Ploughman's Lunch by Nikki-D March 24, 2007

Plough the lilies 

In the video game The Witcher 2, you will often hear enemy soldiers shout that sentence. Lilies are the emblem of the kingdom of Temeria. In essence "Plough the lilies" means "Fuck the Temerians"

Bar patron: Look, Temerian soldiers!
Other patron: Plough the lilies!

Plough the lilies by Juub May 21, 2015

Plounge 

Stands for "Plush Lounge". A plounge is a space which has been created for the express purpose of lounging around in hedonistic bliss. They are cushy and "plush", typically having many pillows and warm (furry) blankets. The lighting and decoration is sensual, warm and inviting. A Plounge has something of a magnetic pull which draws people into it's clutches. Once in the Plounge, many experience temporal anomalies where time loses meaning. It can be enjoyed alone but is much more commonly found with several Plouge-o-nauts simultaneously riding the cushy waves.

Man, that is a SICK Plounge!

Plounge by Astro the Plounge-o-naut May 1, 2011