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pontification 

The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.
There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.

Pokification 

Pokification of pokicial proportions.
Pokification by thnxfrthvenom June 27, 2008

plantification 

This is alot like personification, however, other than portraying objects as humans, they are portrayed as plants
'In this poem the poet uses plantification as she compares human life to the growth of a plant'
plantification by hannah gillard November 12, 2004

poosification 

The act of turning into a poosy. Generally in this short process, heavy regret is felt. Such questions enter the poosy's mind as "damn why did i poos out", "fook im such a poosy" .

A newly turned poosy is irritable and angry, and abides to his bed time before anything else.
Aaron Hemmers knew he was undergoing poosification . He refused to explain the situation with the girl and stated "it's way past my bed time" and abrubtly signed off.
poosification by rmatic August 28, 2006

plantification 

The biological processes underlying the spiritual experience of normabotinacity.
The plantification started in the cells of his bones.

Poopification 

The actions, beliefs and historical values brought within, but are totally bullshit.
Dr. Guiny shows poopification in his poor morals.