Plotcha

(pronounced: Plot-Chuh)

A wet fart, usually marked by noticeable leakage down one’s leg along with a horrific, sometimes cadaverous smell. Often seen after eating at a local Mexican or Korean dive restaurant or after drinking water contaminated by raw sewage. (It is not recommended that one wear white pants on days when that individual has the plotchas.)

Boji sure had a bad case of the plotchas today.

Scott Brady is well known for letting a bad plotcha on an almost daily basis.

Plotcha by Jcommerce July 29, 2007

plocha 

(Noun)The result of getting a seed stuck in your urethra as a result of anal sex after eating Chile.

Man going down to Tijuana last night was great but I’m still burning from that Plocha! Shit Burns aye!

plocha by Panchooo July 31, 2020

Oscillating Potcham Effect

Often likened to Karma, this is the rare linking of two peoples fortunes (or karma) so that when one is up, the other is down. Often in context of sexual exploits or progress with the opposite sex. Often refered to as the OP Effect.

Guy 1: Mate, i am totalling experiencing the OP Effect!!
Guy 2: ahhh the ol Oscillating Potcham Effect
Guy 3: Gutted boyo, you are never gunna get laid now!!

Oscillating Potcham Effect by allen smith-jones February 20, 2009

Pittsburgh plotcher 

The Pittsburgh style of calling it off with your girl in which you let a wet fart on her face after having sex. After the fart you walk out of room lettin the bitch know that youve had enough.

Greg: Barry, Jessica is getting on my nerves. I need a cool way to break up with her.

Barry: Give her the ole Pittsburgh plotcher, thats always good for a laugh

Greg: Aw yes, the we fart in face after sex. That will be a good story to tell.

See even douche bags do the Pittsburgh plotcher

Pittsburgh plotcher by Fred NotSoDavis April 26, 2008

Plotched 

Drunk, but a specific inebriation where the person is slow to respond; has a slight grin & happy countenance about them; and usually the person is surprised by the speed/level of their own drunkenness.

More drunk than "tipsy", but less drunk than "wasted".

"The sales girls in town for the weekend were [plotched} on White Zinfandel before our sailboat had even exited the marina."

Plotched by Taylor Fladgate October 16, 2007

Plotcheling 

To fiddle with one's parts...

person a: where's josh?
person b: oh...he's plotcheling...its his daily plotchel time
person a: oh...well we wont see him for a while

Plotcheling by the unknown plotchelor October 6, 2009

Plotch 

(verb) To chowder ones pants.

Oh my God, that girl was so hot that I plotched myself.

Plotch by Evansbee May 19, 2005