Plopcorn Fart

1. When you try to sneak out a little gas and end up releasing a small turd with it.

2. When you sit down on the toilet and fart out a little turd that splashes back at you.

1. "Dude, I gotta go change my pants - I just released a Plopcorn Fart!"

2. "Guess I better shower, I just got sprayed by a Plopcorn Fart."

by Urban-aight February 19, 2011

dry as a popcorn fart

Dry as the desert. Lacking all moisture. Usually used when describing an extremely hot day, or really overcooked food. Gives the same feeling as when particularly dry food gets caught in your throat.

Good Lord! This chicken is as dry as a popcorn fart!

by GSDlover January 21, 2018

popcorn fart

The rapid firing of several small farts, that when done correctly, sounds quite similar to a small mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle. Putt putt putt putt putt!

Mother: Um, Junior... do I hear someone passing a series of popcorn farts?

Junior: No Mother, that's just a little mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle.

by janedough March 5, 2008

popcorn fart

A faint non smelly fart, hardly worth the effort.

With the market these days if you own anything but real estate you own a popcorn fart.

by scottlmay September 30, 2004

popcorn fart

something that is very dry.

a peice of bread without butter or water can be drier than a popcorn fart.

by wik the wokker October 26, 2003

Burnt Popcorn Fart

Similar to overcooking a bag of microwave popcorn; it's a fart that smells so bad that there is no way you can hide it. It fills a room and never seems to go away.

May leave burn marks in your pants.

Quick honey, open a window, I just had a burnt popcorn fart rip through my shorts!

by haroldramis September 15, 2009

popcorn fart

Jonathan "The Coach" Coachman

Coach is nothing but a popcorn fart...all the people will be chanting his new name to come...

by Dr Of Thumpanomics May 18, 2004